Seven days ago, Nigerians awoke from their laboured slumbers on the cusp of that was supposed to be a celebration of 13 years of substandard democratic progress, but which turned out to be the commencement of seven horrific days of avoidable mishaps. Not since the beginning of the year when we were slapped in the face by the double onslaughts of the reality of Boko Haram’s unending presence and the unexpected skyrocketing of fuel prices, have Nigerians protested so vehemently for the reversal of a government decision; howbeit without luck. Goodluck Jonathan has not exactly been a very popular president over the past 12 months so Nigerians were not really excited about his Democracy Day speech, but we were obviously caught in the jugular by one particular pronouncement in the 5,978-word speech; the last set of words which the president uttered:
“After very careful consideration, and in honour of Chief M.K.O. Abiola’s accomplishments and heroism, on this Democracy Day, the University of Lagos, is renamed by the Federal Government of Nigeria, Moshood Abiola University, Lagos”.
President Jonathan had barely finished speaking the words when the daggers came out for him from all quarters; the arbitrariness of the announcement, the perceived lack of sincerity in the otherwise overdue gesture, the unknown underlying motivation behind the rushed decision, and more importantly to the young, the unattractiveness of the new acronym (MAUL) constitute the major arguments against the renaming of the University of Lagos. Those who defended the President cited the noiseless renaming of the University of Ife to Obafemi Awolowo University in 1987 and the selfless struggle of MKO for a better Nigeria. However, both parties miss the point; this really is not about MKO and his struggles for Nigeria, this is about Goodluck Jonathan and the decisions he is making today. MKO has served his time and would be remembered for as long as June 12 remains a valid calendar date; renaming a university in his honour will not deify him any more than renaming the University of Ife reminded Yorubas of the role Chief Obafemi Awolowo played in their history. We revere the great Awo, and not even the persistent rumours of the death of his ‘jewel of inestimable value’ will shake our belief that he was ‘the best president Nigeria never had’.
The question is “Why did Goodluck Jonathan make the hurried pronouncement by executive order, and in such a distasteful manner?” My instant conclusion was that this was an expert ploy right out of any politician’s playbook to distract Nigerians from the other aspects of his message or lack of message. Having scanned the full text of the speech, there was very little to hold on to as substantive achievements beyond the continuous outsourcing of Nigeria’s military personnel to Niger, Mali and Guinea Bissau while our home front burned to pieces; the appointment of the first female Chairman of the Federal Civil Service Commission (a really novel feat); the setting up of ineffective committees to probe the fraudulent activities of members of his self-appointed cabinet and the strengthening of the leadership of the EFCC and the ICPC, which needless to say have recorded zero convictions during his tenure. Jonathan must have perceived, on some ill-conceived advice that humouring the Yorubas with the glorification of their late ‘Messiah’ will distract them from the ineptitude of his administration, but he torpedoed on his own strategy and dragged himself into further disrepute. For those who have criticized the antagonists of this unintelligent pronouncement, they need to be reminded that this was never about MKO; this was a face-saving ploy by the administration which only served to further rile up the already tense polity and sadly drag the country off message.
Seeing the instant back-lash that MAULAG had generated, President Jonathan and his caucus of advisers sought to steer the country back on course but couldn’t have made a worse gaffe after 24 hours. The ‘presidential’ launch of LED bulbs to reduce the country’s energy consumption on May 30, 2012 couldn’t have been more ludicrous. A president now launches electricity bulbs? Is there nothing else to do? If the president is really concerned about reducing energy consumption, shouldn’t he be thinking about reducing the country’s disastrous 77% daily gas flaring rate in the Niger-Delta? Shouldn’t he be thinking about generating enough solar and hydro-electric power so that the mass distribution of generating sets in the country can be reduced? Shouldn’t he be thinking about introducing improved means of transportation so that dead-beat buses and trucks do not emit excess carbon-monoxide into the atmosphere? Do we now generate so much energy through bulbs that rarely function because of poor power supply that purchasing LED bulbs will reduce our energy consumption? How much more confused does a person need to be in order to become the chief occupant of Aso Rock?
Within another 24 hours, an arm of Nigeria’s alternate rulers struck in Kano on Thursday, May 31st, killing Edgar Fritz Rapauch, a German national. For the first known time, Boko Haram denied any involvement in the killing, which rather than give comfort, raises grave concerns about the possibility of an unholy competition arising among Nigeria’s fast growing terrorist networks. If we have faltered so far in our efforts to curb Boko Haram (assuming there are actually efforts), how would we be capable of dealing with their competitors?
Sadly, Mr. Rapauch’s death didn’t generate so many headlines because Nigerians were either still vituperating on MAULAG or the LED bulbs, but activities on the Lagos-Ibadan expressway would jolt us back into reasoning. Somewhere around Danko village, a petrol tanker fell on its side, spilled its content and the resulting inferno burned down 10 vehicles. With ‘only’ five lives lost, and the blood-sucking demons unsatisfied, another tanker spilled its content the following day, Friday, and burned down 24 vehicles, leaving people to scamper away as fast as they could. One is forced to wonder how long we would cry out for reinforcements on the same road that seems to be dissatisfied with its annual death toll. A total of 176 casualties were reported by the Federal Road Safety Commission (FRSC) from the two accidents, but couldn’t those have been averted if the eggheads in Abuja got their act together and rebuilt the road once and for all? How long shall we cry out for change on Nigeria’s major highway?
As if we needed any further reminders that our transport system was in a state of complete disarray, an Allied Air cargo plane departed Lagos for Accra, Ghana on Saturday night and somehow missed the runway, headed instead for the highway and rammed itself into a capacity-filled passenger bus killing 10 people on the spot. Weren’t we content with butchering our own citizens already? Did we have to go all the way to our peaceful neighbours, Ghana to inflict them with some of our bad luck? 10 innocent people failed to make it home that night for some reason, and who should they blame? Ghana has not recorded an air accident in recent history, but somehow our idiocy always finds a way to shoot beyond our borders and affect the rest of the world, and we proved it again on Saturday night.
If anyone was unsure by Sunday morning that we had experienced enough bad luck since Democracy Day, they were reminded on Sunday morning. Apparently feeling upstaged by the killing of Mr. Rapauch in Kano, Boko Haram struck in true fashion in Bauchi State as innocent worshippers sang praises to their God at Living Faith church, Yelwa, Bauchi. The 21 people who were killed and the 45 who were injured were clearly defenceless people; living their lives as they saw fit, but utterly let down by the country that swore to protect them. How long, how long shall we bear with Boko Haram? How come we have become so comfortable with Boko Haram among us that we are no longer surprised when sacred buildings are attacked in broad day light on holy days? If only they burned the buildings and spared the lives…if only they were reasonable human beings. How soon until our Commander-in-Chief redeploys his forces from Guinea Bissau and directs them to his own backyard? Who on earth is Abu Qaqa to threaten the stability of our nation? Am I the only one who is incensed by the cockiness of this beast who stares us in the face and threatens to bomb newspaper agencies for under-reporting their activities? This is absolutely insane!
Most unfortunately however, while Christians around the country mourned the loss of 21 blameless souls, the real news of the weekend was brewing in Abuja. Dana Airline’s MD 83 aircraft, abandoned by Alaska Airlines in 2006 on account of repeated mechanical failures and sold to Dana Airlines, representative of the world’s dumping ground in 2009, was preparing to undertake its fourth trip of the day. According to Dana Airline’s Director of Flight Operations, Captain Oscar Wilson, “On Sunday, 5N-RAM left Lagos to Abuja on flight 999 at 7.47 a.m, and Abuja back to Lagos on Flight 998. The aircraft went back to Abuja on flight 993 and was coming back to Lagos before the fatal flight 992”. Four flights in one day might not be a big deal for any ordinary 20-year old aircraft, however for a plane which had to make an emergency diversion on November 4, 2002 because of an overheated light ballast, one which was hurriedly evacuated on August 20, 2006 when a chafed wire bundle emitted smoke into the cabin area, and one which was finally abandoned from August 21, 2006 until September 11, 2008 when it was serviced in preparation for sale to Dana Airlines in February 2009, four flights in one day was a big deal.
According to reports, an unnamed manager of the airline had requested for the airline to be grounded for a check-up on May 3, but his request was denied, apparently because somebody was more concerned about money-making than safety of lives. The same aircraft made an emergency landing on May 11 at the Murtala Muhammed Airport and another on May 25 with reported engine faults, but was again cleared to undertake such a rigorous schedule barely a week after. With passengers hurriedly evacuated on both occasions and forced to seek alternative means of transport, how could Captain Wilson have confidently stated that “We don’t allow our aircraft to fly if not in perfect condition. We don’t take risks with people’s lives”? What alternate universe does he live in? With 153 lives avoidably lost, doesn’t Captain Wilson deserve at least some jail time, along with the entire management of Dana Airlines, the management of the Nigerian Civil Aviation Authority who approved the purchase of the flying coffin and the ground crew who declared it safe for the skies on Sunday June 3rd? That plane crash was clearly a disaster waiting to happen; if for some reason the pilot had steered it safely to the airport’s runway, the passengers on board would have thanked God for a safe trip and the plane would have picked up new passengers and headed for another dreaded destination. That crash was always going to happen! This is one disaster too many!
What irks me the most, of all the tragedies that have befallen Nigeria over the last seven days, including the collapse of a section of the ‘multi-billion naira ultramodern hospital’ being constructed in Benin City, Edo State on Monday, June 4th, is that quite sadly, we always move on. We always pray to God to grant the families of the victims “the fortitude to bear the loss”; we absolve the culprits and we get a move on with our lives. We’re such a docile and compliant set of people that the same evil things are done to us over and over again, yet we pray to God for grace to endure and we move on. We need to wake up! We need to stop condoning injustice; we need to call a spade a spade; call the culprits of the road accidents, the bomb attacks, the air crashes, the building collapse murderers, because that is who they are! It is a murderer who knows that his actions or inactions will potentially result in the loss of lives, yet plunge ahead confidently. We need to name and shame all those who were complicit in these avoidable disasters and bring them to justice as a deterrent to all those who think they can cut corners, cause death upon many, curry our favour and get pardoned within a week! Enough is enough, Nigeria!
Unfortunately, I know that in spite of the agony of the nation at this low moment, in spite of the fact that almost every one lost someone really close on that ill-fated air crash, in spite of the public outcry for a complete overhaul of the nation’s administrative system, we would still move on. We would forget about this disaster as soon as another one strikes and we would mourn again, and then sadly, we would move on. We would move on, just as we always do; like we have done with the fuel subsidy, like we have done with the repeated Boko Haram bombs, like we have done with the unending ASUU strikes, just like we always do. I desperately wish that this time will be different, but history teaches otherwise. It is in our national DNA; sadly, we always move on.
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6:30pm. Saturday May 12, 2012
Twitter. Trends. Nigeria
In one sudden flash, young Nigerians have taken to Twitter like an army of vultures on post-World War II Japan. The last couple of months have witnessed such an influx of opinion makers and shameless attention-seekers to the Twittersphere, that one wouldn’t be surprised if the elderly ones start to challenge the younger ones thus: “Don’t you know I started using Twitter before you?” A daily dose of Twittercetamol always leaves one energized with entertaining contributions from ALIBABAGCFR, Denrele Edun, Don Jazzy, Eggheader, Ogundamisi, Tolu Ogunlesi, Chinedu Ekeke, MrFixNigeria and several others. No day is complete without the endless list of people begging D’banj and Darey for a retweet; no day is complete without ALIBABA’s knock-knock jokes; no day is complete without MrFixNigeria making new enemies with occasional provocative tweets, and you can trust Chinedu Ekeke and co to take him to the cleaners within seconds. Twitter is always fun, but today things are getting serious.
It has been combination of hilarious and mind-boggling comments on my Twitter timeline, just like one of those moments when everyone seeks to outwit others with their articulation of the most striking challenges in Nigeria. “Somewhere in Nigeria, a yam thief is bagging a 30-year jail term while a tremendously successful looting governor bags a chieftaincy title”; “Somewhere in Nigeria, a family is slowly dying of excess carbon inhalation from their beat-up generating set while the Minister of Power yet again lets out one of his infamous unguarded and ill-considered promises of stable power supply by 2013; “Somewhere in Nigeria, University students are getting knocked down in traffic while chasing after high-speeding vehicles with bottles of cold water and loaves of sliced bread, while their professors compose their demands in preparation for the next showdown with the Ministry of Education”. “Somewhere in Nigeria…
My mind is really heavy right now; I’ve been to this exact point severally and I’ve analyzed to the best of my abilities the numerous challenges embedded in the DNA of my country, Nigeria and I’m no better for it. Just now, news filters in that Professor Adetokunbo Sofoluwe, former Vice Chancellor of the University of Lagos has just passed away after a cardiac arrest (quite fortuitously while doctors across Lagos are suddenly free to spend excess time with their families). Before I can compose my condolence notes, the news is seconded with the demise of Sir Dele Ige (youngest brother of former Minister of Justice, Bola Ige), also of a cardiac arrest. Oh my goodness, what’s happening today? Somewhere in Nigeria, several thousand families of less known people are equally mourning their losses – fathers, mothers and siblings dying of avoidable causes. Somewhere in Nigeria, not a few chickens are being slaughtered for dinner, and Boko Haram is planning to sentence many more (human beings actually).
Oh yeah, Boko Haram! Wasn’t it reported that Suleiman Mohammed, a senior commander of the radical idiotic group was arrested in Kano and was being flown to Abuja for questioning? My only question is “How long until he is announced to have escaped custody by some freak accident? How soon will they let him walk just like the others before him?” With due respect to the Nigerian police, there have been significant improvements in the crackdown against militants across the country, with several foiled bombings, but this really is not their fight. As much as the committed ones among them are working very hard to fulfill their mandate of keeping the country safe, their honest activities are being daily frustrated by their bosses at all levels and that has to be incredibly difficult to swallow for those of them who realize that. Somehow, in spite of the growing threats against the stability of the country, it sounds quite inconceivable that Nigeria still sends troops on peacekeeping missions to Guinea Bissau and Mali, but apparently, there’s a lot that we ordinary citizens can never understand.
Lest I forget, somewhere in Nigeria, students of the University of Ibadan are spending their third straight week at home since their forceful eviction from campus due to their protest against poor power supply, while medical students from Benue State University are taking to the streets in protest of their tiredness of spending 10 years in school without graduation, due to the non-accreditation of their course of study. What manner of country frustrates her youth with such unflinching dedication that Nigerian administrators do? One is forced to imagine the level of desperation the intending medical doctors must have sunk to after 10 years, but then when one considers the fate of the 778 medical doctors in Lagos who were recently relieved of their jobs by the Grand Commander of Lagosian affairs, other concerns begin to pale in comparison.
Somewhere in Nigeria also, youth corps members are deeply regretting the compulsory nature of the National Youth Service Corps. What happened to the ‘reforms’ brandished by the Honorable Minister of Youth Development and his stooges? How does one expect young chaps who sustain themselves with the scraps they receive from the government to survive now that their measly allocations have been suspended because “the country is cash-strapped and unable to issue monthly allocations to state governments and parastatals?” Nigeria is cash-strapped? Excuse me? Does that mean that the President will now be denied his favourite cassava bread or our legislators will be unable to receive their biscuit allowances for their seating charades because they’ve overspent the entire annual budget? Is there even an auditing agency for government spending?
Am I expecting too much from a country that expects to be one of the leading economies in the world by 2020? Am I being such an alarmist for wondering how passengers were trapped in an elevator for 45 minutes during yet another power outage at the Murtala Muhammed airport on Monday? Am I being too judgmental of the PDP for having to decide whether Justice Ayo Salami will be reinstated to his deserved position as President of the Court of Appeal? Am I unjustified to be shocked at the shameful exchange between Mrs Ndidi Onyuike-Okereke and Ms Arunma Oteh on their failed administration of the country’s financial market? Am I being unrealistic in hoping that at least one of the culprits of the recent fuel subsidy scam will be made to face a probe, even if by the inefficient EFCC?
Thankfully, it’s not all gloomy in Nigeria. Somewhere in Nigeria, some young folks are getting together to organize leadership conferences and discuss the future of the country; somewhere in Nigeria, creative artists are designing and publicizing messages of hope as best they can; somewhere in Nigeria, musical artistes are getting to the studio to record great songs and showcase their expertise; somewhere in Nigeria, young sportsmen and women are making themselves and their nation proud and preparing for the London Olympics; somewhere in Nigeria, aspiring entrepreneurs are building the products of the future and sweating endlessly to deliver qualitative services to the world. Somewhere in Nigeria, people are reading this article and nodding in agreement and making commitments to never give up on the country in the face of all odds; people are deciding that in spite of the prevailing challenges, they will persevere and help to build a sustainable future; people are deciding to put their lives on the line if need be, for a better cause.
No one knows what the future holds, but everyone knows that a beautiful future is not reserved for the weak at heart, everyone can agree that those who go forth today sowing precious seeds with tears in their eyes will doubtless come again with the fruits of a bountiful harvest, everyone can hope that somewhere in Nigeria, from the rubbles of a dead system, the wings of a phoenix will shoot forth and provide healing to 160 million broken hearts. Somewhere in Nigeria, someone just bowed their head in careful meditation and whispered “Amen”.
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